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07

Mar

Changing a guy’s name doesn’t make any difference. Do you think he’s really called Ice Man, huh? To Mr. and Mrs. Man, a son: Ice.
Jamie MacDonald (from In The Loop).

27

Jan

I died with this. The last time a scene from Parks and Recreation made laugh so hard that I almost cried was Ron Swanson’s drunk snake juice dance. I love that April had more to do in this episode and all these accents were just flawlessly hilarious.

(Source: lokiofmischief)

12

Dec

Can we talk about how hilarious this exchange was? I loved it!

12

Nov

By far one of the best lines to ever come out of Leslie Knope’s mouth.

(Source: daisybuchanans)

22

Oct

(Source: bittersteels)

05

Oct

This is the Brian Cranston I love.

(via fuckrapcool).

(Source: enoughthunder)

26

Sep

Hilariously Awesome review of Taylor Lautner's Abduction.

Are you feeling down or bored? Do you need to laugh a little? Then you should do yourself a favor and read this review. To say the dude annihilates Taylor Lautner would be the biggest understatement of the century.

Here’s some pure gold quotes for you:

  • It [Abduction] should be called bad performance art for troglodytic, subhuman Caucasian bed-wetting females with a predisposition for shirtless, roundhouse-kicking dildos.
  • The kid [Taylor Lautner] is about as versatile as a blood clot and as charming as a yeast infection.

And there’s so much more. God, I love when a film is atrocious, it brings out the best in people.

11

Aug

tinderheartsandpaperbodies:

i have been waiting for this!! favorite line.

The absolute best part of the whole film!

That and naked Mila Kunis.

03

Aug

acitydissolving:

anothershadeofblue:

A Dreamworks animator shows what would happen in Harry Potter’s world if the spells didn’t go as planned.

(Source: emycody)

26

Jul

Well, we’re living here in Alan Town / And he’s driven our lives into the ground / When we woke up we were wasted and drunk / Phil got shot… / We got beaten by a monk… / I was happy and my life was good / Getting married like a dentist should / Roasting marshmallows on a stick / I got fucked in the ass… / By a girl with a dick… / And we’re living here in Alan Town / But they’re taking Teddy’s finger now… / And I’m pretty sure I’m gonna lose my shit /… and shoot Alan in the face /… and shoot myself.
Stu (Ed Helms) singing Allentown, (from The Hangover, Part II)