15
Jan
Golden Globes Reactions.
- HOMELAND won! So deserving although I wished Damien a.k.a. Sergeant Brody had won too.
- Yay for Game of Thrones and Mildred Pierce winning! Yay for IDRIS ELBA!
- Laura Linney should’ve won for best actress comedy though.
- Glad to see Octavia Spencer and Michelle Williams be recognized.
- Tintin? Over Rango? Seriously? Fuck off Golden Globes.
- I love Meryl Streep but even she knew she wasn’t supposed to win. Hopefully this doesn’t hurt Viola Davis’ chances at the Oscars, but if so then I hope the award goes to Michelle Williams who by the way gave the best speech of the night. How can you not love how sweet, shy and sincere she is?
- Rickey Gervais was okay.
- I don’t know if that was his wife or a hooker, but Sir Ben Kingsley need to place that bitch on a leash. Every time someone made a speech there would a be creepy shot of that woman riding/crawling on Sir Kingsley. Now that’s how you class up a show.
- Harvey “The Punisher” Weinstein must be soar from everyone sucking his dick tonight.
- Madona should really shut the fuck up. Firstly, pick an accent and stay with it. Secondly, just because Weinstein humoured you by “supporting” your film doesn’t mean we believe you are a legit filmmaker. Oh yeah, you know so much about foreign films… Bitch please, you ain’t fooling anyone.
- The show overall was okay, but twitter on the other hand was a million times more entertaining. Here are my favourite tweets of the night:
- “Once upon a time, Tilda Swinton destroyed our planet because we refused to pay tribute to her alien tribe.”
- “Jesus, was Michael Fassbender there the whole time? His penis is so big it has a cloaking device.”
- “I like how Ben Kingsley brought an over-enthusiastic hooker.”
- “Madonna livens up an otherwise dull Golden Globes by spreading her legs and unleashing a torrent of hungry spiders.”
